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He was never a Brave

Ol' JD's response forthcoming.

To JD Drew,

It's official: You're the biggest pussy in the history of professional sports. This morning, after stretching and taking batting practice, you deem yourself unable to play because of "back spams." Maybe you found a swimmin' hole somewhere in Japan, but apparently you still can't locate a spine.

You don't even pretend to appreciate the opportunity you've received, one most men would kill to have. If baseball is such a burden, stop playing it. And if it's just matter of you having a low tolerance for pain, increase it. That the Red Sox paid you $55 million is their folly; that you show no inclination to earn your keep says plenty about you, however. Do Christians not value an honest day's work for an honest day's pay?

It's really a shame, as I haven't seen five players with your natural baseball ability. Sharp batting eye, power, steady defense and outstanding base-running. I recall few mistakes. And even less passion.

When Chipper Jones calls you out for being fragile, you've got a problem. Not that you care. Obviously you don't give a fuck about any of your teammates. Count on ol' JD at your peril.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get that JS traded Adam Wainwright for your sorry ass. We got one year's production (that is, until October) for a talented young arm who's evolving into an ace.

Strike that. We didn't get any production out of you. JD Drew was never a Brave. I'd have an easier time cheering John Rocker, and I hate John Rocker.

--CB

Comments

They sent his fill-in back to the minors today...methinks not for long...

One bright spot that may come of this is that it looks like the kid they called in to replace him might have a little talent of his own.

Contract buyout anyone? Give him a dollar for every game that he's played in a Red Sox uni - that sounds fair.

I was pissed off when the trade was made, and in the ensuing years, my anger has only grown.

The guy is a store brand douche; why teams continue to pay him astounds me.

Bet you fifty bucks the stupid bastard is hiding in his room because he's "scareda them Viet Congs."

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